retardo (skrewdrivin) wrote in beer_nazis,
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Subject: sorry i suck at livejournal - posting for booze

Name:BoozeLee
Age:21
State:Texas
Race:Gringo

1. How many times a day do you say the word nigger?several
2. How many times a day do you say the word jew?too many times!
3. If you have any interesting racial slurs, please list them below: damn dirty dagos!
4. How often do you drink on a week to week basis?2-3-4 times a week
5. What's your favorite beer?PBR and Mickey's
6. What's your favorite liquor?fuck that rich crap
7. How horny do you get under the influence of alcohol? i'm usually to drunk to fuck
8. What's your favorite bar?bars suck-especially ones that ban u
9. Do you drink because you enjoy the taste of alcohol, or do you drink to get shitfaced?both
10. How do you feel about drinking and driving?great fun!
11. What advise would you give to recovering alcoholics or those who oppose drinking?Drink a beer u pussy!
12. Do you have a job?sadly yes
13. How much money do you spend on beer regularly (per month).maybe 80-100?
14. How big is your beer gut? i'm the sexiest thing alive-i don't got one!ha!
15. What's your favorite type of music?PUNK FUCKING ROCK

YES OR NO:
1. Do you believe that work is the curse of the drinking class?duh
2. Do you believe that drinking is the curse of the working class?drinking is the relief of the working class
3. Do you have any DWIs or MIPs?i got a p.i. and a d.u.i.
3. Does alcohol make you want to fight?usually
4. Do you:
(i)Chug?yep
(ii)Bong?bongs are for weed
(iii)Kegstand?kegs are for rich bastards
sorry i don't have any more pics
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bitch what the shiet is a dago?